"A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B."
Fat Domino

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. ~Fred Allen

The little unremembered acts of kindness and love are the best parts of a person's life.
William Wordsworth

If you don't read the newspaper, you are uninformed; if you do read the newspaper, you are misinformed.
MarkTwain

I keep six honest serving-men,
They taught me all I knew;
Their names are What and Why and WhenAnd How and Where and Who.
~Rudyard Kipling

Malaysian Politics
We're in a giant car(our country)heading towards a brick wall(economic uncertainty)and everyone(politician)is arguing over where they're going to sit(position of power).
David Susuki
Note: in red are my own intepretation

To put the world right in order, we must first put the nation in order; to put the nation in order, we must first put the family in order; to put the family in order, we must first cultivate our personal life; we must first set our hearts right.
Confucius